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(no subject) [Jul. 31st, 2004|07:46 pm]
richard
the greasted joy in the world is chatting online with a big bag of chips
oh yeah you know what i mean
i bet many of my many many readers is doing the deed right now
in fact from now on the phrase "oh he's doing the deed"
will mean the chip computer thing

curb yer enthusiasm is the funniest show on tv

oh wait i just realized something
you know whats better than chatting online with a big bag of chips
add hawaiin punch
it's so refresshing after lots of chips

i think someone just said livejournal on seinfeld
wow A COMPUTER, A online chat, a bag of chips, and the tv on
my mom said that i waste alot of electricty
is that even a phrase she's like forgein so sometimes she says stuff that doesn't make sense and she said it since i was little so i think that it's a good sounding this
but then i say it to my friend and they laugh at me

oh yeah i'm gonna be nice on my livejournal every time a update because people say that i've been a asshole

day one of nice
paul bettencourt is cool i guess
i like hanging out with him when i have nothing else to do.
he is an avid fossil collector and smoker
he likes comic books, and video games, and chatting on the computer
his car has alot of flames on it
paul is nice, sometimes
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dick jokes [Jul. 28th, 2004|07:23 pm]
richard
ha ha theres a store in my town called p & s furniture....
thats silly
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one side [Jul. 27th, 2004|11:50 pm]
richard
its boneless: what's a funnier word buttrock or buttock
its boneless: ?
its boneless: c'mon i need your help i'm doing a term paper
Angenbright: hmm
Angenbright: buttrock
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explode [Jul. 5th, 2004|10:44 pm]
richard
wooooo fourth of july

me paul and david made bombs all afternoon in preperation for the nights
festivies and i came up with the perfect recipe, so try it out next year

ingredients:
2 liter bottle
plastic sanwhich bag
2-3 piccollo petes
2 smoke bombs

so yeah crush the white powder only out of the piccollo petes and put it in the plastic bag, crush the smoke bombs gently and put the sweet colored inner goodness in the bag as well. Poke a hole in the cap to the bottle and put a fuse in it and put the bag sticking out in the mouth of the bottle then screw the fused cap on.
put it far away and light it and run.

it will cause the biggest loudest most patriotic explosion ever!
for education pourposes only of course and patriotic ones as well

so yeah we lit lots off and then went to the country fer some drinking and more explosions and to watch some bands play.

that's pretty much it.
oh yeah and i went to the park where the ducks are friendlier than at the park in my town and they were eating out of my hands and letting me pet 'em and there were hundreds and the were quaking so much. more gooses than ducks but i liked that cause they're bigger and after they eat they do a little dance.
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2004|04:13 pm]
richard

my new album is almost finished

about 75% done

OH YEAH AND I WENT TO THE BEACH THIS WEEKEND
FUNNEST TIME EVER

will tell ya about it later
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eerie [Jun. 23rd, 2004|01:02 pm]
richard
I recently built the STM(space time modulator) And have been expirementing with it for about 3 weeks a week ago I got a cassette tape in the mail this guy Thor Templar is talking on it all about time travel he dosent go into detail but the fact that after I start expirementing with time travel I get a tape for NO REASON in the mail. All I can think of is either Thor was watching me for some reason and decided to give me some help, or I came back from some point in the future and sent the tape to me. but if I did that then I would be in the middle of a paradox. cause what if with out the tape I never would have time traveled.
If any one has some insight into what is happeneing please let me know
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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2004|01:59 am]
richard
my weekend
by richard

on fri i went gambling with paul bettencourt and i lost 40 bucks
on saturday jason eriksen taught me how to fix brakes
on sunday went to some party
on moday went to calans apt to watch sesond 2 of curb yer enthusiam

and now it's tues
i went to calan's again to play video games

and now i'm home looking evrywhere for cookies
i haven't had a cookie in almost 6months
and i wish that when i did have cookies
that i would have stuffed a few in various household nooks and cranny's. so that the one day when i really really wanted a circle of chocolate chip, or peanut butter, or yes even of the wafer variety goodness. then i would just look around really hard and my wishes would be answered.
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sharing [Jun. 19th, 2004|11:47 pm]
richard
i found three online videos of my three current favorite music-tions

not everyones tastes i know but check them out, and even if they're
not their greatest songs or of the greatest quality it's still nice to see and hear them

joanna newsom - the sprout and the bean

will oldham - agnes, queen of sorrow

antony & the johnsons - the lake
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teen journal entry warning [Jun. 11th, 2004|01:21 am]
richard

THIS ISN'T TOO LONG TO READ



oh my god, like
yeah i know, omg
yeah tottally
as if

i am such a teenager

i went to riverpark today
and since schools out there were all these little kids
all swinging around their cells phones and lolipops

oh wait i have something better to say
it's funny. SO me and my friend arthur make this fruit salad shit for a class party and i serve it up and everyone gets one except for the teacher, who is a pretty large person.

so she looked all sad and i go "you can lick the bowl if you want" and she makes a snarly face and some really dumb girl in the back yells "IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO I'LL DO IT"
it was funny because she really licked it

so i got back to art's house and i ran inside and told his mom my story, except i was so excited to tell it that i couldn't breath so it sounded like:

"so this (quick breathe) girl (quick breathe) yells (quick breathe)"IF SHE DOESN'T WANT IT I'LL DO IT"
then blow all the breathe out and shoulders drop
then a big smile.

a emoticon of doing the jumping jacks
..\()/..
...\/...
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iming [Jun. 3rd, 2004|12:42 am]
richard
its boneless: wanna hear something funny

Angenbright: sure

its boneless: ok so i'm at my friends house and he cut a avacado in half one half for arthur and one half for himself but not for me so i was a little jealous so i asked if i could try it and got a spoon and took it all in one swipe and it was funny

Angenbright: i don't like avocados

its boneless: me neither i just didn't want him to have it all, thankyou for your time see ya

Angenbright: if i ever get ahold of one, you can have it
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